Today’s biggest news flash: The entire world has been infected with a new virus that causes terrible behavioral changes in the victims. Symptoms include tolerance, civility, acceptance and even (should we say it) love. Never fear, the few brave medical researchers at NIH’s Boulder, Colorado facility who have not yet succumbed to the virus are working on a vaccine and a cure. At least they would be if they could ever stop bickering and fighting with each other over the simple things that don’t really matter.
If you think you may have become infected, stay indoors, avoid contact with your neighbors, and drink plenty of fluids. Hopefully it will pass. Besides, if you are not running around spreading it, maybe it will play itself out and we can all go back to war over nothing like we love to do.
April Fools!
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